i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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