Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Randomize
