Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize
