Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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