you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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