1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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