Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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