He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
My hand turned me down
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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