i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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