For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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