Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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