Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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