apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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