no you cant smoke seaweed
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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