? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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