id be glad to
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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