Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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