some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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