Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
