Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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