So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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