I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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