It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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