Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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