windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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