he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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