This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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