i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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