I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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