I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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