I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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