The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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