why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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