Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
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