shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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