if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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