so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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