so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Randomize
