But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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