DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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