At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
