How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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