I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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