If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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