no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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