You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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