It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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