I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
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