Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
