Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
We named our party play list daddy issues
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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