biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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