No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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