How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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