Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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