pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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