the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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