covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
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